Paris Hilton

[Squeek]

I just saw the latest coverage of Paris Hilton where she was lead from the courtroom in tears after being ordered back to jail, and I'm completely disgusted. How does everyone else feel?

Last night I had a good laugh about the whole thing, talking with my sister over the phone. We joked that Paris was "The People's Princess" and how absurd the whole thing seemed. But it's not funny anymore, not to me.

I'm 49 years old, and when I see Paris Hilton, I don't think about how sexy or cool she looks. I see somebody's daughter. She's not lacking for much, I guess, but I think she probably could use some better parents. Maybe the authorities should be leading them out of the courtroom screaming instead.

I'll undoubtedly feel differently at some point. But right now I'm a little codependent and feeling sorry for Paris Hilton.

[Moriendor]

No offense, Squeek, but if I were a mod here, I'd just ban your ass for life for making a Paris Hilton thread. Kidding! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

On a more serious note, I really don't care about PH. Who is she? The rich, spoilt, dumb, retarded brat daughter of a dude who established a really successful chain of hotels. Ummm... yay? Sooo? Any "other" accomplishments (other than a sex tape), talent (other than getting in trouble due to dumbfuckery) or just... plain anything? Nope. Nada. She's a complete nobody. The whole circus around this chick is the pinnacle of ridiculousness. No other "celebrity" in recent history is as overrated as PH.

And as far as "feeling sorry" for PH is concerned, nope, not gonna happen here. I feel sorry for children/people who are abused, who are raped, who get beaten up by their drunk parents every day, who are tortured, who have to make a living on less than $1 a day (over 1 billion people share that problem), who can't get a job, who are mentally or physically retarded, who are suffering from chronic/terminal illnesses, you know, basically people who've really hit the shit jackpot. That's who I feel sorry for. But not for PH who has money coming out her ears, who is healthy, and who will never ever have to suffer from any real problems. Her petty non-problems can be easily fixed (hopefully) by helping her get a perspective for how good she actually has it. Maybe the jail will help her come to her senses.

[Corwin]

I'm in agreement with Mo. PH should be made to do HARD labor for the next month. Maybe they could even lose the key to her cell, so we could all forget she even exists!!

[nameless hero]

Yeah, I think PH is a lost cause. I mean, no good will ever come from her. Its amazing to think that most people in todays "Upside Down" Society like her, and Idolize her.

[Sir Markus]

Paris Hilton is a no talent self-absorbed loser, IMO.

[txa1265]

I am bothered at how much attention this gets compared with *real* issues ... and now Squeek has pulled us into it - lynch mob for Squeek ;)

[magerette]

Just another media circus.

While it's a little facile to say the rich have no 'real' problems, it's true that it's a lot harder to feel compassion for people who have advantages that they throw away for cheap thrills. I feel a lot more sorry for the abyssmal Britney Spears(--a loser & user yes, but not the brightest bulb, in turn used and discarded, hounded for driving with a child on her lap, for Chrissakes--when I was a kid, I bounced all over the car like a krump dancer-while my mother smoked cigarettes!!--horror-) than I do for PH.

[Dr. A]

Gak! I hate Britney Spears and Paris Hilton equally.

Although I admit grudingly, BS has marginally more talent then Paris "The Super Skank" Hilton...

God, I hate attention whores...

[Maylander]

She endangered people by driving drunk. She got a warning. She then kept on endangering innocent people by continuing to drive drunk. She must now face the penalty for putting innocent lives on the line. In my opinion the penalty should be harder in general for such recklessness, too many people die because some drunk idiot runs them over or crashes into their car. What if Paris had hit a car with family in it? Could've killed several people, including small children.

Drunken driving once is bad enough, repeating it right after you got a warning for doing it is just plain daft. Anyone in that position must learn how to take the conseqences of their actions in life. This includes Paris Hilton.

[Dhruin]

Please leave her in there. No sympathy here.

[bjon045]

I thought she was okay in that movie "house of wax". You got to see her impaled after all.

[Maylander]

Can't complain about "One night in Paris" either, what a talent.

Truth be told, I do agree a bit with Squeek - her parents must've done something wrong the past 25 years or so. Her mother, as far as I know, actually encourages Paris to lead the kind of life she does, and in fact raised her that way.

Still, that doesn't change the fact that Paris now has to pay the price for breaking the law. For once, not even a wealthy celebrity is above the law, which is good.

[Corwin]

Interesting to note all these experts on PH's movies!! :) I've never had that much time to waste!! :p

[Jaz]

I'm with Mo all the way... and with Corwin: labor camp for the lady.*

This thread finally fanned my interest because it is not about one of the dreadful topics I usually avoid discussing with my in-laws or even hubby: I usually know I'm right and they are wrong, so there is no need to discuss politics.
Well, I know my opinion is the only correct one here, too, but it's refreshing to see that for a change, I'm not alone ;).



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*unless she adopts me and pays me monthly royalties...

[zakhal]

Why is everyone so angry at her (bitching/whoring her)? She is just a rich person living a playgirl life. Going to a lots of parties and having lots of sex. Its not like playboys/playgirls are somthing that have never before been seen.

Dictionary
Playboy - A man who is devoted to the pursuit of pleasurable activities.

[Sir Markus]

[QUOTE=zakhal;31212]Why is everyone so angry at her (bitching/whoring her)? She is just a rich person living a playgirl life. Going to a lots of parties and having lots of sex. Its not like playboys/playgirls are somthing that have never before been seen.

Just to clarify things, she's a 'hotel heiress'.

[Ammon777]

Question: Who is Paris Holton? Haltern? What?

[nameless hero]

Question: Who is Paris Holton? Haltern? What?

I'm sorry to say this this way, but WOAH! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
She is a "Stupid Spoiled Whore" (Ref: South Park) who is idolized by way too many people. She is the daughter of the guy who owns the Hilton Hotel Branches.

Actually, why is this post going for so long, and why are we wasting so much time conversing about this person?

[Dr. A]

I lol'd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

[Korplem]

I lol'd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

Funny!

I don't have anything to add to the thread...

[magerette]

Best laugh all day, Dr A. :rotfl:

"it sucks in the high-est dee-gree..":music::music::boogie:

[Wulf]

Paris Hilton's billionaire grandfather donated money last year to the sheriff who released the 26-year-old heiress from jail.

William Barron Hilton, 78, co-chairman of the Hilton Hotel chain, made a contribution of around £500 to Sheriff Lee Baca’s re-election campaign - the maximum allowed by law - according to financial records.

Sympathetic sentencing amongst the "stars" is a well known Hollywood style benevolence, it just didn't quite work out in this case.

[Hindukönig]

I just love to hate Paris Hilton. I always thought that's the only reason she exists.

[nameless hero]

This is completely unrelated:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0
...yet funny.

[Corwin]

Now we read she's afraid to go to the toilet!! Unbelievable!!!!

[Dr. A]

Now we read she's afraid to go to the toilet!! Unbelievable!!!!

Probably because all the other inmates want to get some "alone" time with her... :lol:

[Corwin]

Actually, no. She's worried about the guards taking photos with their phone cams and putting them on the net!!

[Dr. A]

Outrage of modesty? Paris Hilton?

DOES NOT COMPUTE!

[Corwin]

Probably thinks they might make something out of it, without her getting a cut!! :)

[Prime Junta]

This is completely unrelated:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0
...yet funny.

Not to mention deeply disturbing. On a number of levels.

[Sir Markus]

All is not lost for Paris Hilton; I just heard on the television that she can actually read, which I didn't know.

[Cleric]

I seriously doubt she'll do the whole 45 days, but if she does maybe it'll do her some good. Teach her that there are consequences to her actions that money can't buy. Not to mention that 45 days without booze, pills or drugs might do her a world of good.

[xSamhainx]

That's someone's little girl crying there, my chivalrous instinct recognizes that. I cant stand to see a woman or girl cry, but rules is rules. Lots of people cry in court, I think I even have. But that's a story for another time.

I dont see what her big spazz attack is all about anyway, it's nothing with time served compared to real jail terms. It's not like they threw her in (or were ever going to) with the gangs and she's out fending for her life. If I was her, I'd use this whole experience as a big middle finger to everyone and show them that I could do it without breaking a nail. I would never give them the satisfaction of letting them see me sweat. I'd read a few books, lift some weights, compose my next *snickers* piece of music, you know. Martha Stewart handled it well, for example.

Instead, she hands everyone exactly what they want, and more. Not to mention an early xmas gift that just keeps on giving to anyone who does any type of comedy. Ive really tried to not find joy in other people's sorrow, it's not good for your heart, but you know, it's really tough not to relish this one a little! Spoiled brat

[Sir Markus]

That's someone's little girl crying there, my chivalrous instinct recognizes that. I cant stand to see a woman or girl cry, but rules is rules. Lots of people cry in court, I think I even have. But that's a story for another time.

I dont see what her big spazz attack is all about anyway, it's nothing with time served compared to real jail terms. It's not like they threw her in (or were ever going to) with the gangs and she's out fending for her life. If I was her, I'd use this whole experience as a big middle finger to everyone and show them that I could do it without breaking a nail. I would never give them the satisfaction of letting them see me sweat. I'd read a few books, lift some weights, compose my next *snickers* piece of music, you know. Martha Stewart handled it well, for example.

Instead, she hands everyone exactly what they want, and more. Not to mention an early xmas gift that just keeps on giving to anyone who does any type of comedy. Ive really tried to not find joy in other people's sorrow, it's not good for your heart, but you know, it's really tough not to relish this one a little! Spoiled brat

I agree with everything you said, the problem is were dealing with someone who is dumber than dirt, and if you total up the IQ for the whole family, it probably wouldn't reach room temperature.

I understand the whole concept of 'sympathy' and yes I know it's 'someones daughter' but Paris Hilton and her family are being pretty obnoxious and self righteous , IMO.

[titus]

She is the daughter of a rich guy and lives a sluts life, who cares? that is most of the idols in america and all over the world.
She broke the law first by driving drunk and second by driving when her license was taking away. 45 days in cell? let her suffer in there the complete sentence.
and then you have a stupid cop that let er ho back to home after a few days with an home arrest without the autorisation with the judge?
do you guys know there even was a petition to keep her out of jail?
let her do the complete 45 days and maybe she learned something about live in there

[Sir Markus]

She should have gone in there with her chin up, taken her punishment, and been done with it. Oh, and it wouldn't have been a bad idea for her to find some 'cause' like that one movie where the guy went to jail and decided he wanted a nice library for inmates (Shawshank Redemption). Or donate better blankets for her fellow prisoners, a new kitchen, anything other than wailing away like a brat. She has the money to do good things. Show some character. She actually could have turned this into a positive for herself, instead all it did was reinforce everyone's already negative opinions about her. Oh well, enough about Paris Hilton.

[titus]

Show some character? you need a character for that first, and dumb little brats like her don't have that

[txa1265]

Show some character? you need a character for that first, and dumb little brats like her don't have that

And the fact that a group like us is so deep into this conversation shows that the problem doesn't begin and end with her! There are many societal issues at play here, as well as an already celeb-crazy culture further focused *away* from the fact that entirely too many people the same age as Mary Kate & Ashley or Lindsay Lohan are half-way around the world either dying or coming home with fewer limbs at the hands of people who wouldn't blink at blowing up babies in churches ... and we can't give their families a good reason *why* ...

[Dez]

yup just open any quality newspaper and take a look at the headlines today. Back to reality.

There has always been celebrities and famous persons through out the history and there is nothing wrong with it.. What i don't understand is this phenomenon. Why does media even show intrest on celebrities such as paris hilton. It sickens me. A good example what do with your life.."party and being rich". I'm not jealous..I just can't understand the admiration of such an empty lifestyle.

[txa1265]

What i don't understand is this phenomenon. Why does media even show intrest on celebrities such as paris hilton.
I'm not sure - we can laugh at Britney and Lindsay Lohan, but they came from places where they had to earn a spot. Each had to demonstrate marketable skills as performers to get where they were as teen idols. They might not have done stuff we liked, but they were enormously successful (Britney especially). Paris Hilton combines easy sex, supposed beauty (she was a runway model), society page lifestyle and the rock-star party life. It is like 4 guilty pleasures wrapped up in one.

[zakhal]

Life is for living. Let live.

[Corwin]

I suppose that's profound, in a Paris Hilton sort of way!!

[Sir Markus]

Like anything in the news these days, someone 'ramps up and trumps' the idiocy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

[magerette]

Had to post this-::p

http://cagle.com/news/ParisInPrison/images5/zanetti.gif

[Ammon777]

I dont really feel sorry for a billionaire girl unless she agrees to be my girlfriend. Then I would feel really really sorry for her.

[Ammon777]

But you know... Paris Hilton? I'd hit it.

[Sorcha Ravenlock]

I'd hit it too... preferably with a mallet or a similar heavy object :p

[txa1265]

I'd hit it too... preferably with a mallet or a similar heavy object :p
Sorcha FTW!!!! :D

I was thinking disease or other unpleasantries, but prefer your take :)

[Corwin]

Hi Sorch, haven't seen you post in ages!! Good to have you back.

[Sorcha Ravenlock]

sorry, I've been quietly lurking... I should really post more.

As for my previous comment, I have no idea where it came from, I'm normally not that agressive :p

[magerette]

She brings out the beast in me too, Sorcha. :)

[txa1265]

She brings out the beast in me too, Sorcha. :)

I dunno ... it was the juvenile 'I'd hit it' comment that sorta tweaked me ...

[magerette]

Yes, a comment like that cries out for a snappy comeback:)

I really don't have a super big problem with PH--she just is such a perfect target. ;)
And there is something sick-making about seeing her skipping about like a five year old after her release yesterday...like someone bought her an ice cream cone after she pouted for awhile....can anybody really be this plastic??

[HiddenX]

People like Paris Hilton make me feel good -
they are the reason that I can say "I am normal" ;p

[Wulf]

I ask myself :- is Paris Hilton really a "dumb blonde" or is she having the last laugh? - is she 'playing to the band' and wallowing in the publicity of the whole charade? - will she purposely clock up another illegal traffic offence or similar? - i have no answers.

[MudsAnimalFriend]

I ask myself :- is Paris Hilton really a "dumb blonde" or is she having the last laugh?
They say it takes a clever person to play the fool, so either Paris can be ranked amongst the greatest genii mankind has even produced or she really is an insipid little rich brat. I'm going to go with Occam's razor on this one...

[Ammon777]

I still think Paris Hilton is hawt, but the reasons behind that are:

1) female
2) blonde
3) has nice boobs & stuff
4) human
5) not married
6) not ugly
7) dumb enough to be fooled into sex without it being rape

:D

edit:

8) might possibly accidentally drop a 1000 dollar bill on the floor that I could pick up

[Sorcha Ravenlock]

So brunettes and married women can't be hot? Gee thanks... :p

[MudsAnimalFriend]

I think she's hot because:

1. She's rich.
2. She's available.
3. She's dumb enough that if live toaster accidentally falls into her bath people will assume she really was trying to make toast while bathing - thus deflecting suspicion from her grieving husband.
4. She's rich.

[Ammon777]

No no no, brunettes and married women can indeed be hawt... if theyre rich.

[dteowner]

All this talk about sex and money... What about looooove? Oh, right, sorry. Forget I asked.

[Moriendor]

I wouldn't touch Paris with a 10 foot pole unless she paid me to. Even then there'd still be the problem of overcoming the issue of "impotentia anti-erotica". It would certainly take some zen master like concentration on my part to get it up :biggrin: .

[Squeek]

I wouldn't touch Paris with a 10 foot pole unless she paid me to. Even then there'd still be the problem of overcoming the issue of "impotentia anti-erotica". It would certainly take some zen master like concentration on my part to get it up :biggrin: .Hmmmmmm. Maybe you need a woman even more attractive than Paris Hilton. Good luck with that! ;)

[Moriendor]

Dude, Squeek, the point I was trying to make is that to me (very personal thing and all that, you know?), Paris Hilton is about as "attractive" as a pile of dog feces on the sidewalk. We'd need to talk about high four digit $ sums before I'd even begin to consider laying hands, let alone pipe, on/to her :biggrin: .

[Squeek]

Dude, Squeek, the point I was trying to make....I know, Moriendor. I just couldn't help myself! ;) :D

Actually, so many people are turned off by her now that I'm beginning to think this may be the end of her popularity.

[Corwin]

You mean she was popular?????????????? I'm with Mo on this!! :)

[fatBastard()]

Yep me too. I'm simply dumbfounded that anyone can find that sorry excuse for a human being even remotely attractive. Not only is she not physically attractive (way too thin and other things but I'll leave them out as they are subjective in nature) but her most prominent traits that South park described so well: "stupid spoiled whore" are surrounding her in a dense impenetrable aura of yuckiness that is a major turn off.

Sorry, I simply don't find her the least bit hawt :puke:

[magerette]

Well, guys, I think you're safe from Mz H.--unless your screen names hide the identities of wealthy, incredibly handsome but brain dead international playboys who can help foster 24 hour attention from the paparazi, she is probably not interested in you either.

For me, that would be a good thing. :)

[xSamhainx]

I've never gotten the Paris allure. I mean, she's a freakin beanpole for crissake!

[dteowner]

I've always preferred "girl next door" beauty to "high maintenance princess" beauty anyway.

[Corwin]

Well, guys, I think you're safe from Mz H.--unless your screen names hide the identities of wealthy, incredibly handsome but brain dead international playboys who can help foster 24 hour attention from the paparazi, she is probably not interested in you either.

For me, that would be a good thing. :)

Hmm...Talk about 3 strikes and you're out!! :biggrin: I fail all 3!!!!

[magerette]

At least you're international...sort of. :)

[cptmaxon]

I don't find paris attractive at all, but like the man said she'd prob won't be interested in me anyway .

[Jaz]

She looks like someone I work with... someone who can be really, really bitchy in certain circumstances... so I may be a little prejudiced :).

On the other hand, another gal I work with looks like a bigger version of Sandra Bullock, and she's just brutal.
See, our company's regular tire joint goofed up big time one day. A company car in need of new tires got another set of old ones because they 'just didn't have the ones needed' even though we brought the car at the appointed time (the appointment was made two weeks in advance, like always); the Sandra lookalike looked at the tire vendor, at me, at the vendor again, whipped out her mobile and called a competing tire trader, right in the sales room. She told him: "Get here immediately with a set of new tires, and bring the car with your biggest advertising logo."

[Squeek]

How did they respond to that? I suppose she expected them to install the new tires out at the curb with a tire jack!

Once I worked with a woman who looked remarkably like Nicole Kidman, and people she met would often point that out. But she hated it whenever they did, because she felt she looked a lot better than Nicole Kidman.

I guess looking like a beautiful movie star must have its pros and cons.

[Jaz]

Oh, tire guys No. 2 couldn't pass up the chance to PO their competitor. They came with their biggest logo print car and *did* change the tires out on the curb.
It was so wonderful...

Meh, I wish I looked like Lopez or Knowles, but the only folks I was regularly compared to were Jamie Lee Curtis and David Bowie :/.

[titus]

david looks cool :)

[magerette]

Yeah, I'd rather look like David Bowie than Paris Hilton or J-Lo anyday--he has style, character, and can look simply gorgeous (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueUOTImKp0k) when he wants to. Though nowdays I think he is a little less into eye shadow. :)

Actually, I think it would be no fun to look like a celebrity--talk about being typecast--especially a sex object or a bimbo like PH. It would get old quick.

[txa1265]

So brunettes and married women can't be hot? Gee thanks... :p

I think hotness greatly transcends boobs and butts and blonds ... in my mind you and Jaz and Magerette and Cm are all quite hot :)

[xSamhainx]

just gimme my Barbara Stanwyck and I'd be happy forever and ever amen

[Sorcha Ravenlock]

I think hotness greatly transcends boobs and butts and blonds ... in my mind you and Jaz and Magerette and Cm are all quite hot :)

Aww, aren't you the sweetest :blush: (comments like that must earn you lots of Brownie-points at home ;) )

[roqua]

I think hotness greatly transcends boobs and butts and blonds ... in my mind you and Jaz and Magerette and Cm are all quite hot :)


What kind of sexist statement is this? Are you saying only females can be hot. I'll have you know, my good sir, that I have turned a lot of heads in my day and I am considered quite hot.

[Squeek]

I'm not sure what to make of all this newfound forum hotness!

[magerette]

Hamsters are hot, too, Squeek :) At least as hot as I am anyway.

[Squeek]

You can't see it on account of the fur, but my avatar is blushing! :blush:

[Corwin]

I'm left speechless!! Mike goes away for a week and returns to tell all our lovely women how Hot they are!! :) Actually, I'd MUCH rather spend an hour or too with any of the women here (chatting of course :) ) than with Bimbos like PH!!

[roqua]

I'm left speechless!! Mike goes away for a week and returns to tell all our lovely women how Hot they are!! :) Actually, I'd MUCH rather spend an hour or too with any of the women here (chatting of course :) ) than with Bimbos like PH!!

Yet again you sexist pigs fail to include me in the hotness love. I can't take much more rejection.

[Corwin]

Tell you what roqua, head dowm to Cm's Barn and you'll learn what Hot really means!! :)

[Jaz]

roqua, you definitely ARE hot. What's not hot about men who know what they want?:cm:

[magerette]

Can't argue with that. :) Nothing less hot in a man than indecisive wussiness, and no one can accuse you of that, roqua.

As for me, I'm very flattered. The last time I had the word "hot" used about me, it was in close conjunction with the word "flash". ;)

[xSamhainx]

Roqua?? of all people! a Hamster?? *rubs eyes and blinks*

Maybe we ought to just have a sexiest male and female division forum poster contest and settle this for once and for all, the battle royale.

*breaks out small scissors and starts trimming ear fur*

prolly just trying to lure them into the Barn..

*parts fur on top of head right down the middle very nicely and applies hair spray*

[dteowner]

*gives the plunger box a fresh coat of paint*

[fatBastard()]

Nothing less hot in a man than indecisive wussiness
Oi! I take offense to that statement ... or perhaps my feelings are just hurt ... no, I'm definitely offended ... I think ... :thinking:

[roqua]

Can't argue with that. :) Nothing less hot in a man than indecisive wussiness, and no one can accuse you of that, roqua.

As for me, I'm very flattered. The last time I had the word "hot" used about me, it was in close conjunction with the word "flash". ;)

roqua, you definitely ARE hot. What's not hot about men who know what they want?

I'm so hot that my chest hair and back hair have currently joined via shoulders. And my face-shaving neck hair and what used to be fuzz that grows on the back of the neck have also met up on the sides of my neck and mated and had lots of children.

When I look at my rump in the mirror it really looks like I squished Buckwheat between my buttcheeks. I'm in my early thirties, you'd figure my cells that decided they wanted to grow hair would've already grew em, but no. My body hair growth seems to be multiplicative. I've basically gave up on trying to keep up with my nose hair.

So, pretty soon, whenever summer rolls around, with all my hair, I will hands down be the hottest person in the world. But when winter rolls around, I'll be nice and warm.

Whats weird is all my races come from hot countries. Sicily and Cape Verdea (so, Italian, Portugese, and African). ALl those places are hot, you'd figure nature would've removed all our hair, like what it did to white people for ritters. Unless somehow being hairy and greasy increases your survivability in those places, which I can't see how that would work. But anyway, I'm realy hot.

[Squeek]

It sounds like you're just a hairy guy, roqua.

By any chance does it happen to be long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered or confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied?

Only wondering.

[roqua]

It sounds like you're just a hairy guy, roqua.

By any chance does it happen to be long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered or confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied?

Only wondering.

Yes, pretty much. My armpit hair is very soft and fine, but the rest of it is like pubic hair, and my pubic hair is like a brillo pad.

[txa1265]

Yes, pretty much. My armpit hair is very soft and fine, but the rest of it is like pubic hair, and my pubic hair is like a brillo pad.

So you could take a sideline renting yourself out to resurface floors? ;)

[dteowner]

Roqua's pubes?

This thread will self-destruct in 10 seconds...

[roqua]

I bet you sexists wouldn't be saying mean and hurtful things if one of those girls were talking about their pubes. What kind of low has our "equal" society come to?


I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
And I pitty any guy who isn't me toooodayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magerette]

My first husband had hair that strangled bugs. It wasn't pretty.

Especially for the desparate,doomed insects trapped in that hirsute rain forest of entangling vinelike follicles. However, he was bald...another one of life's blistering ironies, grasshopper.

[Corwin]

No wonder this thread on PH has gone to 5 pages!! Next we'll be posting pictures!! :biggrin:

[Cleric]

Better watch out Roqua, if that multiplicative hair growth continues, you might end up having to move to the forests of the Pacific NorthWest!! ;)

[titus]

Roqua I know the feeling, I am only 23 but I need to look hard to find places where there is totally no hair on my body but those spaces are so rare.
It can be annoying, but on the other hand I am pride on it. It is who I am and it makes me different from the rest.

[Sorcha Ravenlock]

Just to chime in: I have to admit I like hairy men. I can't understand this obsession Hollywood has at the moment with shaven chests on actors (I will leave hairy chests on actresses for another discussion :p ). Give me a good view of some nice chest hair poking out of a shirt with the first few buttons undone and I'm a happy woman ;)

[fatBastard()]

Gravity has done to my hair what women usually complain about it doing to their breasts: It has forced my hair line southwards. I used to have a full set of hair on my head and nothing on my chest or back/shoulders. Now I'm close to bald but the back of my neck, shoulders and chest is starting to look like a jungle.:raincloud:

[Corwin]

For a moment there, I thought Sorcha was going to tell us she had a hairy chest!! Whew!!!! :biggrin:

[Thaurin]

Why is everyone so angry at her (bitching/whoring her)? She is just a rich person living a playgirl life. Going to a lots of parties and having lots of sex. Its not like playboys/playgirls are somthing that have never before been seen.

Dictionary
Playboy - A man who is devoted to the pursuit of pleasurable activities.

Right on, couldn't agree more with ya. Except for the drunk driving thing, of course.

[Ammon777]

Paris Hilton doesnt look bad, imho. Even though she's a dumbass.

But then, almost all women look appealing to me... prolly cuz im not married :(

But Im disturbed you guys are still talking about her, lol.

Im gonna change the subject !!!

My hair is about three feet long now... Im a black metal type gamer dude. I had white-blonde hair (it was actually white until I was 10 years old) when I was a kid but now its dark brown (typical for my european bloodlines). I tried to get rid of my dreadlocks 2 weeks ago but the bastards wont leave. So Im keeping them. I just gotta wash them with dandruff shampoo or I break out with annoying things on my face. I guess I wasnt washing them enough. And little red things on my forehead started showing up. I was trying to make the dreadlocks grow faster (naturally, it takes like 2 years for them to "set" naturally) so I didnt wash my hair for a week at a time. So like these sores on my forehead started appearing, so I washed to HECK out of my hair and (like a dumbass) pulled some of the dreads off cuz I wasnt wanting to keep them. But appearantly 2 weeks later, now the ones that didnt entirely vanish are back. Theyre there permanently. Only way to get rid of them is to shave my head, no freaken way thats gonna happen... So I changed my mind, I will keep my natural dreadlocks now, except this time Im gonna wash my hair more often. lololololololololol.

(btw, theres only like 12 dreadlocks, they arent even set yet; the rest of my hair is normal (more or less, though never combed, lolololooololllolol)

And no I am not gonna do it the sane way. The way to make natural dreadlocks is to NOT COMB YOUR HAIR for like 2 years. Thats the plan!

(besides, I never comb my hair anyway, loloololollolololol)

Having experienced that, I can only imagine what the people in the medieval ages had with hair problems. As you should know, dark age peeps didnt wash their bodies in water. They believed that water was unclean (oh, the irony). Their faces wouldve broken out with red pimples gallore from not washing their hair. TThey mustve had a lot of problems with hiegien and diseases. They mustve smelled bad so thats why the rich women prolly drenched themselves with smell-overpowering perfumes.

Gawd, I am so glad to be in the 2000s...

Speaking of european bloodlines, my mom does geaneology and I have a family crest in England, another one in France, and I am related to King George I of England. Everyone says he was an asshole, lolol. In England, my relatives own a REAL CASTLE. woot! Also there were knights and nobility in my family a long time ago, in both France and England.

And my dad is almost completely pure English. My Mom is French, English, and Irish. :D

[xSamhainx]

a fitting, hairy end to such a shallow, shaved, and waxed thread, doomed from the outset

[magerette]

Okay, on a related note( to the ORIGINAL thread topic) you guys realize you are my link to the modern world---who the hell is this Lindsey Lohan chick?

Is getting arrested the new radical career makeover for loser babes who can no longer get their names in the papers by using their gift for modeling breast implants, or is the woman talented in some way that I don't know about? Is there a reason why I should care that she is drunkenly driving SUV's through the streets of California, other than as a sad cultural comment?

[Jaz]

so I didnt wash my hair for a week at a time. So like these sores on my forehead started appearingJeez, if I washed my hair *more* than once a week, my scalp would probably just come off. That's what you get if your skin and hair are as dry as mine. I know people who have to wash their hair twice a day so they won't look greasy. My hair never look greasy, unless I use grease to smooth them down.
:harl:

[txa1265]

who the hell is this Lindsey Lohan chick?
*Unlike* Paris Hilton, Linsday Lohan actually has talent - she was good in the remake of Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and then did quite well in Mean Girls. She was doing well as part of the Disney crew but apparently had an edge to her. By the time she hit 18 she was already wild, and by the time she did 'Herbie' in '05 she seemed to teeter between good actress and just 'out of it'. Her parents have their own issues which I think hurt her ... but she is just a wreck ...

[magerette]

Well, it's a Hollywood tradition to walk that self-destructive edge. I can bear with it if there's something on offer besides an ego in a short skirt. I happened to catch a new gross story about britney earlier today( letting her dog crap on a $14,000. evening dress during a photo shoot, etc) and it got my hackles up against these spoiled young things. :)

[dteowner]

Lindsey's got her a reputation for being a boozehound and a slut. Who is to say how much is true and how much is media-manufactured, but there's certainly plenty of smoke and maybe even some flickering light. OTOH, I'm not so sure she's much worse than a typical college girl with a big bank account.

[Kayla]

I feel sorry for these "starlets" who have more money than brains and get into drugs. But as Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay have shown, celebrities are above the law and do have special allowances made for them.

With all the drugs and sex these young people are having (OMG I have turmed into my nanna) if I was a guy I would be steering clear.... too much risk of catching something (I mean an STD. The stupidity, arrogance and rudeness some celebrities display is not contageous).

DTE, most college girls do wear undies (particularly when they know they will be exiting a car in front of a camera)... not like the 3 little jail girls.
And Magarette, maybe Brittany thought she would be able to gain intelligence via osmosis.... or maybe it's just that she has so may $14,000 dresses she didn't need that one.

[magerette]

.(OMG I have turmed into my nanna) ..maybe Brittany thought she would be able to gain intelligence via osmosis.... or maybe it's just that she has so may $14,000 dresses she didn't need that one.
@Kayla:
:biggrin: Yes, we all turn into our parents( grandparents even) sooner or later--scary, isn't it?
And Brittney might be able to increase her intelligence by osmosis but I don't know if there are enough functioning brain cells there for even that--a transplant might work better --if they reverse the Young Frankenstein approach and change her abby-normal brain for a good one.. :)

[Kayla]

I think there would be too much muscle atrophy for any hope. Even if a transplant was found... I think it's too late.The shock of putting a working piece of equipment in her head may be too traumatic for the body to cope with. Young Frankenstein reversal may be out... does silicon melt/explode if electricity is passed through it? Besides, the poor girl just had liposuction, let her recover before trying to do major surgery.
Maybe the world is a safer place without a business guru Brittany. Imagine if she was intelligent and had a business masters and managed to create a monopoly with her own music label, advertising agency and bought out all the radio stations in the world. Man, I'm never going to get to sleep tonight now.

[magerette]

Kayla, your sigs and your post have me snorting here.Never thought about the silicon melting--what a visual O_O

Yes, what was I thinking? Decades of B movies should have taught me that when men meddle with the natural order(in this case,installing a brain in an organism denied one by nature ) the result is often horror of an epic proportion...:)

[Kayla]

That's because they don't think before they act, and they never read the instruction manual.
My other half regularly has me looking at him blankly thinking "what are you doing and why are you doing it?"
You know what they say, Men Are From Mars and Women are Perfect. :devilish:

[Corwin]

And I know who your other half is!! :biggrin:

[Kayla]

Then I know there have been times you've wondered what he is doing and why. ;p
Yep, he hasn't traded me in for a newer, shinier model. I am out of warranty, so any faults aren't going to be repaired and he's stuck with what he originally got, just with a motor that is a little difficut to start in the morning.

[Corwin]

Don't tell me it's a kickstart!! :)

[Kayla]

I have caffeine fuel injectors and do need a bit of a kick every now and then.

[Corwin]

Yep, I need my 2 cups of tea in a morning before I'm even half human!! :)

[txa1265]

Then I know there have been times you've wondered what he is doing and why. ;p
Yep, he hasn't traded me in for a newer, shinier model. I am out of warranty, so any faults aren't going to be repaired and he's stuck with what he originally got, just with a motor that is a little difficut to start in the morning.

Isn't that the story of long-lasting marriage!

[Kayla]

We're not married... just de facto. You can't rush into these things. It will be 15 years for us in November. One more year and I will have spent half my life with him. I think that entitles me (morally if not legally) to use him as the reason why I am the way I am. If someone tells me something I have done is stupid I can say "have you met my other half. I have spent half my life with him. It's too late to change my spots now pal."
We are like an old married couple though, we finish each others sentences, pick on each other constantly and wouldn't be happy without each other. I dream of having a house and kids (and the cats), not to have the house and kids, but to have them with him. He is one in a million... just like Paris Hilton (yes, a very lame attempt to try and get back on topic before I get in trouble. Although, oddly, Myrthos isn't as scary now that he isn't a chocolate woman anymore. His new avatar does not appear to have irises, so I don't know how he would see... so maybe running fast would work to avoid him. The chocolate woman was scary (although tasty) but if the weather was cool nothing could have stopped her because she wouldn't melt, she had the swords, and could see you.)

[Corwin]

Don't worry Kayla, I'm the mod of this forum!! :) Oh, don't forget, I perform marriages on the side!!!! :biggrin:

[Kayla]

You should freak people out by walking around restaurants and asking people if they would like to see the wine list or the selection of vows before the wedding ceremony. A man could get many a date, pretty girl, out for dinner, boyfriend runs off when the scary man tries to take away his freedom.... :idea:

Thank you Mr Moderator for letting me take these gentle readers to a place I like to call my brain. It is a nice place to visit, but a little bit noisy after a while. I wouldn't recommend living in here.

[dteowner]

Isn't that the story of long-lasting marriage!Testify, brother, testify!

[magerette]

Thank you Mr Moderator for letting me take these gentle readers to a place I like to call my brain. It is a nice place to visit, but a little bit noisy after a while. I wouldn't recommend living in here.

Don't worry, we're used to (some might say over-exposed to) strange and alien thought processes around here. Your brain seems quite a reassuringly sane, if somewhat crowded spot. ;)

[dteowner]

Not sure if I'd go as far as "sane", magerette. Ask our sweet Kayla about Sandy Beaches or vampiric moths and you'll quickly discover that Kayla's an evil woman just like Jaz, cm, and (come to think of it) you. I guess the "sane" thing makes sense in that light.

[titus]

doesn't it become clear too all? all the women here are insane. The only sane ones are the men around here.
Hope it is only here and that this doesn't mean all women who play rpg are insane :p

[txa1265]

The only sane ones are the men around here.
C'mon, don't flatter yourself - we love RPG's (dead) and PC gaming (deader than dead) and come 'round every year looking for movement in the corpse - we're nuttier than nuts!!! :D

[Jaz]

Kayla's an evil woman just like Jaz, cm, and (come to think of it) youI am not evil. NOT EVIL, got it? :gorath:
And about Myrthos' avatar... well, if I had to choose between a Drow and a vampire, I'd choose the Drow. Mainly because vampires are undead, and the undead (with the exception of mummys) tend to be a bit smelly.
And here is where Mike's necrophilia comes in...


P.S. Smelly avatars, now that would be another nice idea... but I have no idea how Paris Hilton figures into all this. Unless we consider her insane, undead, a woman or Myrthos.

[Corwin]

How about ALL of the above!! :)

[Kayla]

Not sure if I'd go as far as "sane", magerette. Ask our sweet Kayla about Sandy Beaches or vampiric moths and you'll quickly discover that Kayla's an evil woman just like Jaz, cm, and (come to think of it) you. I guess the "sane" thing makes sense in that light.

Don't make me set my chicken on you. :brood:
I am sane. I think women just have more going on in their heads at one time than men do. And i'm not evil, I am just able to defend myself when people are trying to drown my companion in a vat of acid while I'm not there to help because I'm drinking a margarita on the beach. Jaz and cm (and magerette) being evil I don't necessarily agree with, maybe you just misinterpret them (and me). See, it's all your fault.

I have no idea how Paris Hilton figures into all this. Unless we consider her insane, undead, a woman or Myrthos.

Maybe she smells.

I'd be a drow over a vampire. Although, drows age (very slowly) don't they?

And Jaz, I don't think anyone would be game to argue with you. If you say you are sane, so be it. If you say you are a dugong in a yellow and red striped bikini that is the main attraction at the New York National Art Gallery, so be it.

[zakhal]

How does Paris Hilton relate to politics or religion? There are far worse problems in the world than drunk driving of som rich alcoholic blonde. She is more like "entertainment" than politics.

Drunk driving itself might be a political topic (allthough justice *was served* in this case so i dont see what there is to discuss) but considering people only talk about how much they hate rich alcoholic blonds thats hardly the issue here.

[Squeek]

My bad, I guess. I did consider making this post in the off-topic section, but at the time there was a lot of talk about whether or not the rich are treated differently by our legal system, and that's somewhat political even if it isn't expressly political.

Anyway, welcome to the thread, zakhal.

[magerette]

I don't know--as many times as this thread has been hijacked, it serves as a prime example of freedom of speech, which is a political concept many feel inherent to at least the U.S. form of government, thusly political, and hence the thread is totally 100% in the right place...more or less.
Besides, we don't have a "Bash the Airheads, Discuss Body Hair and Debate Intrinsic Female Sanity" section. ;)

[Corwin]

But should we? :)

[Kayla]

Should we what Corwin? Should we debate body hair?
For my two cents worth I don't want a man with no hair, but Robin Williams has too much.
I can see the logic in putting the thread in the politics and religious section. She may have a relative who is in politics and she read the bible in jail and came out "changed".

[RebelRising]

{bleep} that #%&*! {bleep}ing @!*%# Paris {BLEEEEEEEEEEP}ing Hilton!Gaaaah! (roars incoherently) *&%#$@!*^!

Okay, admittedly, that was not the most intellectually stimulating post I've ever written. But dammit, I shall burn in hell before I write anything worth reading about that...that... {bleep}. We really should be allowed to swear as much as we can about her-it's special circumstances.

[purpleblob]

lets face it. Paris Hilton is one ****ing spoiled brat. When you lack nothing, only thing that keeps life interesting is drugs and drama. enough said.

[Corwin]

Sounds a lot like her mate Brittany too, doesn't it!!

[Prime Junta]

International celebrity status must be a real bitch, if you'll pardon my French. So very few people seem to be able to handle it without having their head implode. For every Paul McCartney there's a Michael Jackson; for every Kylie Minogue, a Britney Spears.

[Corwin]

And for every Geoffrey Rush, a Russel Crowe!! Met Geoff a couple of years ago at the Brisbane International Film Festival. He's a lovely, gracious and friendly man!!

[Jaz]

lets face it. Paris Hilton is one ****ing spoiled brat. When you lack nothing, only thing that keeps life interesting is drugs and drama. enough said.
Well... imagine you had this way of life since you were a little kid; could you really imagine how it was to be a *normal* human?
I guess you couldn't.
Just a guess.

[purpleblob]

True. I mean, she didnt know ppl work to earn money...