How To Properly Escape Capture Following Your Massive (or Relatively Massive) Financi

[zahratustra]

http://dealbreaker.com/2009/01/how-to-properly-escape-capture.php

[dteowner]

Looking forward to part 2.

[magerette]

Planning on absconding from your new Democratic overlords, dte? ;)

Funny article. Quite the words of wisdom. "Don't draw attention to yourself if you are supposed to be dead" sounds like good advice.

[dteowner]

I could only hope, but it's just so hard to find a nice fascist country that's not run by religious nuts these days. I don't know that Inner Africa would work out too well for someone of my, ummm, complexion, so I'm pretty thin on options. ;)

Actually, with the target of most of those jabs being the dipwad investor/crook from Indianapolis, I've been getting more than my fair share of "serious" coverage so a little humor is a most welcome change.

[magerette]

Is this the genius that crashed his plane to fake his death and then turned up a few days later?

AFA Indiana, I think Texas is having a little trouble with Sir Arnold or whatever his name is, too, so there's plenty of foolishness to cover the various regions. The only reason Oklahoma doesn't have any hotshot financiers biting the dust is that...well, we don't have any hotshot financiers...:blush:

Have to agree, being an atheist hampers the search for fascist dictatorships as well. Maybe somewhere in the mysterious Orient would work?

[dteowner]

Is this the genius that crashed his plane to fake his death and then turned up a few days later?The very one. Genius, indeed.

[Prime Junta]

The very one. Genius, indeed.

Yeah, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry about that one. At least he could've had the sense to crash his plane into the sea.

[dteowner]

I think that was the plan, PJ. The bonehead didn't calculate his fuel usage right and the plane ran out of gas before clearing land. Keep in mind that the autopilot carried on several hundred miles after Einstein jumped out. The Air Force had time to scramble a couple fighters that got a visual on the plane and noted that nobody was flying.

[zahratustra]

Hopefully they will charge him for the fuel :)

[Prime Junta]

I think that was the plan, PJ. The bonehead didn't calculate his fuel usage right and the plane ran out of gas before clearing land. Keep in mind that the autopilot carried on several hundred miles after Einstein jumped out. The Air Force had time to scramble a couple fighters that got a visual on the plane and noted that nobody was flying.

OK, so we wasn't quite as stupid as that, just a terribly incompetent pilot. Either way, he should make that show where they put the really stupid criminals. Do they take rich white people?

[magerette]

I was thinking of the Darwin Awards, but I think you have to have actually died.