beergut
great big schlong
liquifying boils
small, pudgy jaws

Mature, polite, can take care of herself, doesn't dress extravagantly. On the shorter sides. I like glasses.

…and not having a pennis. Strange, coming from the Codex I would have expected this to be the No.1 condition.

That's because Codex prefers them with penises.

1º) Breast must be proportionated and well shaped. It's not about the size but a constant proportion between aureola, breast and chest, aureus number is key here.

2º) Femenine face, no rough, straigh lines and again adequate proportion between different facial features.

3º) No fat butt

3º) High intelligence gives me boner (auto +1 to general score)

4º) Good heart also gives me the boner (auto + 1 to general score)

5º) Artistic competence in some discipline (auto + 0,5 to general score)

6º) Good education, cultured, in addition to artistic competence (auto + 0,5 to general score)

So a chick with a 6/10 can get to a very solid 8/10 with the right intellectual and moral charms.

Heck, I'll play along.

Physically, I'm not a very discriminate man. Though I wouldn't say I've been with anyone downright hideous. But bust-size doesn't matter as much as it does when I surf pr0n. Nor do glasses. But I do prefer long hair.
Oh, and call me a bigot and race-purist, but I prefer my women of fair complexion.

Now, what gets me interested (or will turn me completely off, if it's lacking) is the personality. I want someone bright. Someone who isn't afraid to talk back to me, if I'm giving her a hard time. I also want her to be loyal, as I'm compulsively monogamous. Loving and caring is also a must, as I'm a nest-builder.

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I could also roughly describe my wife. That should give a good image of what I mean:
Average bust size.
Shoulder-length hair, brown colour.
Blue eyes (love those blue eyes..)
A wee bit shorter than me (10cms)
Nice ass.
Intelligent, finished 3 years of university, works as a radiologist.
Good conversationalist.
Loving and caring, and IMO the best mom our two children could ever hope for.
Doesn't mind me playing the computer as long as the needs of our children are met.
Encourages me to keep the monthly PnP sessions going with 5 good friends of mine, even participated in a PnP session with some of my mates some time back. She played a homocidal maniac, I was quite surprised by that.
In short, the best woman I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Imma bee, I'm into drones.

Crooked drones, if I'm not mistaken..

@ The Faerie Queene
"It's Artificial Academy I'm going to LP."

[where the fuck is the quote function]

How would that work? I played it when it came out, game barely has any content.