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    Latvian peasant girl skips through village road and is run down by local commisar.
    Father is saddened, as had been promised fine mule from family in next village for her hand.
    "Oh Comrade Commissar, who will pick our potato now?"
    Kindly Commissar give him four potato for loss of girl.
    That night father is execute by Secret Police for hoarding potato.

    Three Latvian sit at bar.
    First Latvian say, "Is good day. Find potato in yard."
    Second Latvian say, "Is better day. Find two potato in yard."
    Third Latvian say, "Is best day. Get execute tonight."

    Latvian scientist work hard for glory of nation. After many years scientist find way to make many potato out of single potato.
    Funding for project stop, not enough potatoes.

    Latvian boy walk through forest one day and find potato.
    Boy rushes home and finds family is starved to death.
    Boy no have to share potato. Is glorious day.

    Latvian run into village with news.
    "American arrive! Bring many potato!"
    American is not bring potato. Is bombs.

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