Hilarious Nmap Guide
 

The site Hankin9 has been doing its damndest to appair like a serious IT security publication while spamming various experts with requests for them to write unpaid articles for them.
A group of researchers finally got fed up and sent in a gibberish piece complete with an ASCII Penis and dick references troughout wich Hankin9 published in its entirety.
Link to the entire thing can be found here:

http://seclists.org/nmap-dev/2012/q3/1050

Comedy gold.