Originally Posted by xSamhainx 
… my girl wants to leave the house today and do stuff so i cant mess w/ it more at the moment. Women…
I'm with you, brother.
Do you by any chance work in computing? If not, I recommend that you get a more suitable job - lots of things can be justified, and you won't necessarily be lying either, if you work in that field. Besides, my wife has a laptop of her own, and since we're on the same local network we can communicate using email. Great!!!
And if you ever get children (or have children): Buy them computers ASAP!!!! They'll learn a lot of english from it.