Knock yourself out, Alrik:

http://diy.despair.com/

A thoroughly fantastic website if your sense of humour is so inclined. To Dwagginz: It's a demotivator generator ok? (alright, so my glass is half empty!)

Warning: Said activity can be highly addictive.

Also, it struck me that when I played Awakening that Anders actually looked like Alistair done up in pirate gear. As a consequence, I played the game solo for the first half.