Originally Posted by DArtagnan
Dogs are way cuter.

See how jocks oppress us? See?

Cats are very "fuck off!" if they don't like something and that's cool. They also have the best lives imaginable. On the other hand, dogs are always happy in everything they do. Happy when you get home, happy when they go for a walk, happy if you look in their direction, happy when you sneeze, happy when the wind blows in their face… it's very easy to make these guys happy.

Cats on the other hand… complicated creatures. Both are cool! But cats are cooler.