January 13th, 2011, 00:12
Angelic figure on my right shoulder: Oooooohhhh! Shiny! That sounds really interesting.
Devilish figure on my left shoulder: Bah!! They'll butcher it anyways. It'll be a travesty. Have they no respect?! Heathens!
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"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."