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May 11th, 2011, 15:29
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the taxi, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and finally stopped inches from a store window.

For a second, everything in the cab went silent then the driver said, "Look, sir, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver—I've been driving a hearse for 20 years."

Sorry. No pearls of wisdom in this oyster.
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