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June 10th, 2011, 20:18
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and fifty for Miss America?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Sorry. No pearls of wisdom in this oyster.
Dallas Cowboys: Punt. Bring on the draft. / / Detroit Red Wings: Welcome, Coach Blash!
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