Theory of a Deadman's "Scars and Souvenirs" might fit the bill. Kinda throwaway pop (the release is on Nickelback's label, so it's definitely radio-friendly pop), but the lyrics are kinda tongue-in-cheek fun and there's a recurring "middle finger to the world" theme.

Worst case, dig out some of that 80s hair metal that I just know you've got stashed away. What could better bring a smile to your face than some nice chauvinistic party music from the Decade of Decadence?

Hope everything works out. Teeth and claws, tiger, teeth and claws.