Originally Posted by DeepO
Quarterstaff of Testicle Decimation

I think I might even like this one better…

We used to pass around a huge glass cup full of adult beverage at our PnP games back in the day. It was known as the Chalice of Eternal Inebriation.

Also, 'Power Word: Defenestrate' is full of win. Might have to pick this game up now.