October 16th, 2011, 19:12
Aside from occasional classics ported as mobile phone 'apps' (such as Secret of Monkey Island)… smartphone games are shallow and boring - 99% of them I wouldn't even download if they were free.
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Smoking shortens your life, yellows your teeth, makes your breath and clothes stink, and causes your partner to whine and complain that your hands and feet are always too cold.