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November 4th, 2011, 05:01
Breaking news at The Speculatorist:

Irvine, California

There have been many rumors spreading from the Obsidian headquarters about a new game based on a leading animation franchise and we here at The Speculatorist are going to speculate to the bottom of this. We have sent investigators all around the city of Irvine, asking the citizens what they think is going on inside the offices of the creators of such RPG hits as Top Fighter – To the Post Office and Back, Stop Senile Grandma From Murdering the Cat, and Netflix Envelop Sealer III.

Our sources have as yet only provided small clues as to what animation franchise Obsidian may be working on. A former classmate of Feargus Urguhart claims he was known for his obsession with both He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and Care Bears. This has not yet been verified, and probably won't be, because it's true. Could they be working on an RPG from one of these two franchises?

We asked an employee at a local comic book shop who said, “I totally think so! He-Man has so many opportunities for the choices-and-consequences that Obsidian is known for but Care Bears offers a lot of character customization with the limitless variety of Care Bear stares!”

One man who works for Obsidian gave us hints on the condition of anonymity. “It's not Avatar and it's not a Disney franchise. Those are the big two that I've seen on the internet. Idiots. What I can tell you is that the code name is Big Pink Bow on A Feline, or as we call it around the office BPBOAF.”

So with this information we can only speculate, which just happens to be our specialty. The experts in the offices here at The Speculatorist have made a list of the top five possibilities:
1. Thunder Cats (The feline reference in the code name is a big indicator)
2. GI Joe (Again, the feline reference)
3. Felix the Cat (Due to the pink bow reference)
4. Care Bears
5. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
My money is still on Beavis and Butthead.
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