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November 13th, 2011, 02:05
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE GETTING OLDER!!
10. You think Libido is and Italian pasta.
9. You wake up with that awful "morning after" feeling but you didn't do anything the night before.
8. You start complaining that "They're building car seats too darn low!"
7. Your pharmacist calls you by your first name……and you were not at the pharmacy.
6. You're sitting on a park bench and a Scout come up to help you cross your legs.
5. Conversations with people your age often turn into "Dueling Ailments."
4. You think a "Quickie" is catching a nap at a traffic light.
3. You play Bingo and you LIKE it.
2. You can remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
1. You find lists like this to be tasteless and insensitive!
Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it,
will have the final say.
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