Originally Posted by DArtagnan 
Anything interesting, like unofficial emulators and stuff. I like options.
Apparently there are more than 400,000 apps on the android market and even more on the app store for anything you might want. That's quite a few options, enough of them are interesting to keep you busy for a long while. Unless you want unofficial stuff just because they are unofficial.
Originally Posted by DArtagnan 
I wouldn't know. Some people seem to think Android is more open - but I really have no clue.
Yeah it's a bit more open: you can put widgets on your desktop.
Originally Posted by DArtagnan 
Didn't I already explain that I have no interest in Apple products? Why would I buy an expensive piece of hardware and then risk voiding the warranty?
I don't know… to stick it to the Man?
It seems to me you just want a tablet that will do whatever it is a tablet doesn't do.
Any tablet can handle reading, surfing and some gaming. For anarchic openness you could perhaps get a laptop with Linux?