Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog

Who mauled six people wearing OBAMA tee shirts, four folks wearing Nancy Pelosi tee shirts, two democrats, nine teenagers with pants hanging below their rear ends, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME . . . THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!



I'M TRYING TO GET HIM TO QUIT SMOKING,

BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH!