Originally Posted by Cleveland Mark Blakemore
I was reading today that over 84% of Americans are either addicted to narcotics, alcohol or on various psychotropic drugs? Is that true? That's hard to believe. I don't take any drugs and I'm not a "nut."

Yes, it's true. Probably closer to 95% actually. We're all so hopped up on goofballs that it's a surprise that we can turn on the tv while we sit on our fat asses growing new chins and collecting welfare checks. Due to my drugs, typing this was an exhausting adventure through Candyland.