Fish tank catches on fire. Problem solves self.

Owner-operator of Alaskan helicopter-skiing guide company dies from a fall… on an escalator… attempting to slide down the handrail…

Theives stealing expensive silk-flower arrangements from graves in cemetery. Solution? Cemetery advises mourners to buy cheaper flowers.

Want to get free airfare and get the best view on the plane? Pretend to be a pilot and ride in the cockpit.

Yes, I was lazy and cheated; I skimmed some of the odder ones from FARK.