Originally Posted by azarhal 
I didn't find the 500$ attractive personally…so I jumped to 1000$. Yes, I'm insane.
I'd do that if I had the required creativity to make an NPC or item of high quality. As it is though, I don't think Flabbergaster the monkey-trainer who wears his underwear as a hat would be a smash hit. Then again, maybe it would, the world is a strange place.