The appropriate term for that little maneuver, Mr. Pibbur, is "cross-topic bane". You bailed out before the move was truly completed, but it was close enough to qualify for the highly-sought label. Stick tap to you, good sir.

To topic, I still can't find a stream of "Sparkle", so we'll go with this one, which is almost as good:
"Catherine" by The Rosemarys

And how about a blast from the past featuring underappreciated bassist, Mark King:
"Lessons in Love" by Level42