December 5th, 2012, 19:55
Not the best joke I've heard, but what the heck…
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And now we know the real story!
Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers' strike.
It was split up.
The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
the Secret Service hired all the Ho Hos,
the Generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes,
and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.
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Sorry. No pearls of wisdom in this oyster.
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