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May 12th, 2013, 18:32
Short scene from the planners of the new D&D movie:

Setting: Battle field……….Five heros………………20 orcs descending on them.

Warrior….draws sword.
Cleric buffs group
Thief draws weapons.
Mage readies spells
Barbarian…draws weapon

Orcs attack:

Enemies are standing face to face:

Warrior pulls out dice and rolls 2 on hit..
"crap….barely cut you"

Orc rolls: 14 on hit
"put a hurt on you with that one"

Cleric rolls: 15 on heal
"Ha ha…he won't even need a band aide"

Mage grabs dice:
"I want to kill something, I am taking my roll now"

Orc grabs Mage by the hand:
"Our turn you looser"

Barbarian pushes Orc….thief gets knocked down…….Mage jumps and hits Cleric…..Warrior grabs Dice……

Warrior yells: "That's it………every time we try this you guys screw it up. I am going home!"

End of movie

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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