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May 18th, 2013, 18:43
How many do you connect with?

1. My parents taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado hit it."

2. My parents taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet."

3. My parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

4. My parents taught me about OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

5. My parents taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out."

6. My parents taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you."

7. My parents taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home."

8. My parents taught me about GENEOLOGY.
"Shut that door… You think you were raised in a barn?"

9. My parents taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids… I hope they turn out just like you!"

10. My parents taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, That's why."

11. My parents taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until your spinach is gone."

12. My parents taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying. I'll give you something to cry about."

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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