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July 21st, 2013, 11:11
Originally Posted by Mr Smiley View Post
You encounter a sad, undead masochist outside the dungeon. He used to enjoy eternal suffering at the hands of his undead evil mistress, but has been thrown out of the dungeon for misplacing various cleaning tools while on cleaning duty. He does not enjoy this form of punishment. You must fight your way through the dungeon and find the missing tools, so he can make amends and resume his servitude. As reward for completing the quest, you get a special piece of suitably silly looking masochist armour, which enables you to take more punishment and pain without suffering actual damage.
That story sounds like your wife said this morning:
"Clean the house please, darling! I hope everything is tidy, neat and clean when I'm back from chit chatting with my bosom friends…"

It's good to deal in fantasy stories with horrific real life experiences.

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. - HL Mencken
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