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July 22nd, 2013, 18:26
Here's a short one :

A group of tourists walk in a museum. They enter the dinosaur aisle and the tour guide tells them about the pterodactyl, the flying dinosaur, the T-Rex, a carnivore and goes on to tell them about herbivores such as the Triceratops.
They pass next to a dinosaur and the tour guide says :
"This dinosaur is 60 million and 3 years old."
So one tourist speaks up and says:
"But sir! How can you be so precise and say the dino is 60 million AND 3 YEARS old ?!"
So the guide says:
"Well, when I got here 3 years ago, they told me the dinosaur was 60 million years old."
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