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February 14th, 2008, 18:21
A new take on one of those emails we all get.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. (Now we know why so many products are on the market to do the same things. )
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. (Now we know why so many of us have problems being over weight.)
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, or jogging 20 blocks and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression . It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. (Could have saved all that money on Prozac.)
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! (Is this just that sweat they mentioned earlier?)
7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. (Doesn't he always start snoring within 3 seconds?)
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. (The problem is not every "headache" is a real headache.)
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. (More fun then using nose sprays.)
Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it,
will have the final say.
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