Originally Posted by PatrickWeekes
Just so I'm clear on this:
If we say that we're allowing hotkeys and control mapping, we are jerks for acting as if it is a big feature.
If we do not mention it, we are jerks for releasing a horrible clunky console port.
If we port it to the PC, we are jerks for having forced people to buy 360s despite having mentioned that it would almost certainly be ported one day.
If we do not, we are jerks for making a horrible dumbed-down console game.
At least we are being damned for doing. I am looking forward to playing the game with a PC-friendly control scheme and hard-drive caching that gets around some of the ugly texture pops. Sorry to hear that other people are not.