Originally Posted by PatrickWeekes
Just so I'm clear on this:
If we say that we're allowing hotkeys and control mapping, we are jerks for acting as if it is a big feature.
If we do not mention it, we are jerks for releasing a horrible clunky console port.
If we port it to the PC, we are jerks for having forced people to buy 360s despite having mentioned that it would almost certainly be ported one day.
If we do not, we are jerks for making a horrible dumbed-down console game.