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March 5th, 2008, 18:18
Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came

To have an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

And

Texas

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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC !!!

Any Questions???

NO? Didn't think So.

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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