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March 10th, 2008, 14:04
Now before any of my counter southerns get upset, it is just a joke. And if you have been deep in the backwoods you have met a few of these guys.

**Never Choke in a restaurant in the South **

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she
is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
************************************************** *

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that thair
'Hind Lick Maneuver'
but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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