The True ME3 Ending

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"Commander Shepard... I've been expecting you.. In my heart! BABY! BABY!"

*shoots self*
 
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If BioWare weren't a soulless, cautious, out of touch, burnt out husk of an EA subsidiary, they'd first release some spoof endings like the one above, or where Marauder Shields knocks out Shepard and unplugs the Godchild from the mains causing all the reapers to self destruct. Or doing a boss fight with Hudson where the player tries to stop him from uploading the ending code into a console by throwing cupcakes at him (Dungeon Siege 2 did this by allowing the player a pillow fight with Chris Taylor). The possibilities are endless. Sadly we'll just get a half-assed attempt to plug the worst of the plot holes with space magic.
 
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They already have the consumer's money so why should they care?
 
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They already have the consumer's money so why should they care?

The same reason they don't release a 10 minute-long game in the first place. To get FUTURE sales. Goodwill. Reputation. This translates into pre-orders, DLC, merchandising.
 
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