Political and politically incorrect humor
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SAGO
Typical RPGWatch user
facts plz then. actual facts, not what you interpret. for every society ever
define average member of society too
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DArtagnan
Guest
Do you think that because you want something from me, you're going to get it?
You will have to think again
I was talking about my experience with human beings.
The only assumption is that human beings all over the world, are very much like the thousands of human beings I've encountered throughout my life.
As in, we're basically the same at the core.
SAGO
Typical RPGWatch user
Do you think that because you want something from me, you're going to get it?
You will have to think again
I was talking about my experience with human beings.
The only assumption is that human beings all over the world, are very much like the thousands of human beings I've encountered throughout my life.
As in, we're basically the same at the core.
bullshit and you're a giant pussy, we could've had an exciting dicussion about history and human nature.
dteowner
Shoegazer
Slow week this week. I think a few of you will like this one:
I particularly like this one, although it's not really very funny.
I particularly like this one, although it's not really very funny.
dteowner
Shoegazer
Here's a good one about the democrat obstruction going on in Indiana right now (similar to Wisconsin and Ohio). Those of us old enough to remember School House Rock will probably appreciate it a bit more.
dteowner
Shoegazer
This week's Time selection was lousy (mostly Charlie Sheen references), so I'll go with this. Save your indignation--it's just a joke, folks.
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Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk."
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Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk."
SAGO
Typical RPGWatch user
i get the feeling that only dteowner is the only one laughing at these awful jokes
even private eye from gb is funnier than this and lulzier when it actually wins lawsuits
even private eye from gb is funnier than this and lulzier when it actually wins lawsuits
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pibbur
Guest
Yepp. I liked it. And the Palin joke
Come to think of it - if we replace "Obama" with "Palin" in this joke, it would be ... Eh ...
dteowner
Shoegazer
*sniff*
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
*sob*
I try so hard, all to gain an ounce of your approval.
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
*sob*
I try so hard, all to gain an ounce of your approval.
dteowner
Shoegazer
After a couple "off" weeks, we've got several good ones this time around.
Strong one here. I wonder which side of the aisle this one actually came from. I could see it from the edges of both sides…
Strong one here. I wonder which side of the aisle this one actually came from. I could see it from the edges of both sides…
dteowner
Shoegazer
A little late, but here we go! Appears to be 2 weeks worth of stuff.
Interesting bind for the lefties here, since Barack is the one pushing Libya.
And y'all thought Dubya was the warmonger…
Here's a bone for my buddy Thrasher
Not really humor, but I really liked this one and thought it would make an appropriate exeunt
Interesting bind for the lefties here, since Barack is the one pushing Libya.
And y'all thought Dubya was the warmonger…
Here's a bone for my buddy Thrasher
Not really humor, but I really liked this one and thought it would make an appropriate exeunt
Thrasher
Wheeee!
I'm just guessing at his motivations for saying that any other candidate would be better than Obama, sight unseen...