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January 16th, 2012, 23:36
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Did he actually say that though ?
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January 17th, 2012, 01:02
Yes to the first frame; the second frame is paraphrased.

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January 17th, 2012, 02:21
I thought it was the other way around
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January 24th, 2012, 17:27
2 weeks worth, and still pretty thin for Time. Last one is a winner, though.







Hadn't heard My Man Mitch is giving the State of the Union Reality Check. Varvel has a nice take:

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January 25th, 2012, 00:58
I found the first one to be the best actually. I didn't get the last one. I don't know Mitch Daniels :O
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January 25th, 2012, 12:00
I like the first one most as well - simply because I've actually used the "cute cat pictures" example here in the forums as well !

“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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January 26th, 2012, 16:54
Bumper sticker wisdom:

Pray for Obama
Psalm 109:8



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January 26th, 2012, 18:13


- This could be applied to *any* president, though.

“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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January 26th, 2012, 22:17
Good luck on that. He came off as real doom and glooming scare tactics guy in his "rebuttal" to the State of the Union. Not an impressive nor inspiring approach!
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January 30th, 2012, 15:27
Honesty in politics? That's novel. You can have your rainbows and unicorns from Hopey.

Lousy week from Time. Best of a bad crop:

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January 30th, 2012, 17:11
A little translation table for everyone that does a decent job of skewering both sides: (would work better with table format, but I think y'all can follow it)

Democrat / Republican
Arsenal of weapons / gun collection
Delicate wetlands / swamp
undocumented worker / illegal alien
cruelty-free materials / synthetic fiber
assault and battery / attitude adjustment (I particularly like that one)
heavily armed / well protected
narrow-minded / righteous
"your fair share" (taxes) / coerced theft
commonsense gun control / gun confiscation plot
illegal hazardous explosive / stump removal fireworks
non-viable tissue mass / unborn baby
equal access to opportunity / socialism
multicultural community / high crime area
fairness, social progress / marxism
"the rich" (upper class) / self-employed
"change" (progressive) / big government scheme
homeless or disadvantaged / bums or welfare leeches
sniper rifle / scoped deer rifle
investment for the future / higher taxes
healthcare reform / socialized medicine
extremist / conservative
truants / homeschoolers
victim or oppressed / criminal or lazy
high capacity magazine / standard capacity magazine
religious zealot / church-going
reintroduced wolves / sheep and elk killers
fair trade coffee / overprices yuppie coffee
"the rich" (exploiters) / employed or land owners
The Gun Lobby / NRA members
assault weapon / semi-auto (Grandpa's M1 carbine)
fiscal stimulus / new and higher taxes
same sex marriage / legalized perversion
mandated eco-friendly lighting / Chinese mercury-laden light bulbs
accepted facts / horse shit

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February 6th, 2012, 14:27
Another lousy week from Time. This is about the best they had:


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February 6th, 2012, 16:13
I happened to find I have this one bookmarked:



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February 6th, 2012, 17:57
Originally Posted by dteowner View Post
Another lousy week from Time. This is about the best they had:
That's one of the funniest ones you've posted in a long while, DTE. Sometimes I wonder about your sense of humor.
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February 7th, 2012, 00:04
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That's one of the funniest ones you've posted in a long while, DTE.
It was accurate as well.
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February 9th, 2012, 19:58
OK, thinking man's cartoon here. Helps if you happened to see the Chrysler Super Bowl commercial, but not required.


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February 10th, 2012, 14:27
4chan made but still political and still humorous
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February 10th, 2012, 18:17


These are the sorts of things that happen when "we have to pass the bill to know what's in it". How about that, Ms. Pelosi-ov…

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February 10th, 2012, 19:02
Can you explain it to me ?

“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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