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September 8th, 2012, 23:24
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“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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September 10th, 2012, 15:26
This week's offerings from Time:









As a bonus, Varvel had a "dueling cartoonists" arrangement with Steve Benson over the past couple weeks. Here's some of the results:


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September 10th, 2012, 20:50
I loved the one with Occupy Wall St
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September 10th, 2012, 20:55
I like #5. I don't quite get #6 though.
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September 10th, 2012, 21:02
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I like #5. I don't quite get #6 though.
I believe that's a response to the Clint Eastwood thing.

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September 11th, 2012, 14:05
Heaven and Hell
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really? I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.

In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the
expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven…�

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time
and before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell…

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning,

Today, you voted.."

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September 11th, 2012, 23:20
What a perfect representation!!

If God said it, then that settles it!!

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September 21st, 2012, 07:24

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” - Maya Angelou
"Those who dont read history are destined to repeat it."– Edmund Burke
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September 21st, 2012, 08:48
Well, that one nailed it perfectly, IMHO!!

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September 21st, 2012, 11:23

Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy
An eye for an eye, and soon the whole world is blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
The world is my country. To do good is my religion. My mind is my own church. This simple creed is all we need to enjoy peace on earth. - Thomas Paine
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September 21st, 2012, 16:42
Who is Tyrion Lannister ? He looks rather like Luke Skwalker to me !

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September 21st, 2012, 18:58
You're closer than you might realize, Alrik. Game of Thrones.

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September 21st, 2012, 20:24
Ah, okay, thank you. Never read or saw this series.

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September 21st, 2012, 20:35
http://news.yahoo.com/your-nfl-team-…-election.html

I hate to leave our election up to the Deadskins, so I'll go with the Cowboys rule. Here's hoping we run all over the Vagiants in a few weeks.

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September 21st, 2012, 21:04
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Ah, okay, thank you. Never read or saw this series.
I would suggest watching the series. The actors are really good. The stories are fun. It's full of everything.
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September 21st, 2012, 21:42
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http://news.yahoo.com/your-nfl-team-…-election.html

I hate to leave our election up to the Deadskins, so I'll go with the Cowboys rule. Here's hoping we run all over the Vagiants in a few weeks.
They should use a squid for that. One named Paul.

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September 24th, 2012, 11:32


Kill it with fire!!!!!!!!!!!11

SiiiiLENCE the DISCOOOORD…
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