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January 22nd, 2013, 11:20
I loved the 1st one, especially. A German cynic would really think this way, too. (You know, Germans really can't understand why the most dangerous weapons are widely allowed in the U.S. and the most violent movies are widely allowed, too, meawhile even the slightest hint of nudity is answered with a permaban, or a "Nipplegate", as we call it here. in Germany ["-gate" has become a suffix indicating somethings been a GREAT scandal ! - after Watergate] ). And no, it's not that I alone think so, you can meet this way of thinking throughout whole Germany. Just enter a German-language online chat and ask around.
Needless to mention that Germany is the complete opposite : Nudity in movies is allowed, but extreme violence and guns get instantly banned …

Number 3 is very bitter, too.

“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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And my personal favorite:

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January 28th, 2013, 16:12
ok guys, you want to hear real politically incorrect joke?

son - Father, I have to tell you that I'm gay!
father - Do you have a house my son?
son - no…
father - Do you have a car?
son - no…
father - Do you have a job?
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father - Than you aren't gay you are just a fag.
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February 4th, 2013, 14:15
Slow week from Time.





Even Varvel's a little thin a offerings:

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February 4th, 2013, 17:05
It was so cold yesterday, I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pocket.

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“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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February 11th, 2013, 14:15
Slow week:





Varvel didn't have anything good to offer, either. Better luck next week, I guess.

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February 11th, 2013, 15:15
The first one is great. I miss Slick Willy.
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February 11th, 2013, 23:17
I agree, the first one is great!!

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February 12th, 2013, 12:51
What is a "Sequest-Ration" ?

And : Is this supposed to be Goldylocks, or how her name is ? It's one of the few "fairy tales" that no-one knows in Germany (the home of the Brothers Grimm !).

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February 12th, 2013, 23:07
Yes, it is a reference to GL and the 3 bears. I have no idea what a sequest ration is either; must be American!!

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February 13th, 2013, 14:23
It's a single word, sequestration. Not sure where they came up with the fancy word, but it reflects the lump of policies that pretty much just delayed the fiscal cliff scenario. Congress at work, what more need be said.

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February 13th, 2013, 19:33
It would be an oxymoron to call what they do "work".
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February 13th, 2013, 23:02
Yes, but this is a family friendly site so REALLY appropriate language is not permitted!!

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February 14th, 2013, 11:52
Sometimes, a fancy word can be a sign of irony, too.

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Osteomyelitis is an infection of bone tissue. Can be serious, difficult to treat. Abscesses form and typically also isolated isles of dead bone. The latter are called sequestrae (singular sequestrum), and the process itself is - surprise, surprise - called sequestration. There are other meanings to the word, of course, but methinks some of you will find the allegory fitting.

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February 18th, 2013, 16:46




Don't know that this one's all that funny, but it's so tremendously irreverent that I couldn't help but pass it on:

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February 18th, 2013, 20:31
Never saw that movie. I guess that I should do it one day ?

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February 18th, 2013, 23:23
This doesn't deserve it's own thread, and I find this… incredibly funny. So: Ron Paul, the man who advocates for American withdrawal from the United Nations… is now appealing to the United Nations. IRONY!

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