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August 19th, 2013, 16:57
Found in the internet:
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August 20th, 2013, 21:07
Reported by someone I know from a different forum (and met earlier this year in person):

She saw a bag or a backpack (don't remember anymore what of both) a few days ago onto which an owl was painted.

Under this owl, there stood this :

"Owl you need is love" …

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August 20th, 2013, 21:19
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August 21st, 2013, 11:39
My intuition tells that it could have rather been the fourth, but I've never seen it.

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August 27th, 2013, 19:37
Now that the Wild Dogs are all teenagers, these have deeper meaning to me. Enjoy.
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August 27th, 2013, 19:44
The good news is that once they reach their 20's, their attitude changes (for the better) once again!!

If God said it, then that settles it!!

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August 27th, 2013, 20:37
They say that from the instant he lays eyes on her, a father adores his daughter. Whoever she grows up to be, she is always to him that little girl in pigtails.
She makes him feel like Christmas.
In exchange, he makes a secret promise not to see the awkwardness of her teenage years, the mistakes she makes or the secrets she keeps.


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August 28th, 2013, 15:21
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In exchange, he makes a secret promise not to see the awkwardness of her teenage years, the mistakes she makes or the secrets she keeps.
That was before Facebook.
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August 28th, 2013, 15:21
Two men are standing on the edge of a cliff, one has a budgie on each shoulder, the other has a parrot on one shoulder.

The first jumps off the cliff and halfway down the budgies fly off, he hits the ground with a thud and is barely alive as he rolls around groaning upon the rocks.

The second man jumps off the cliff and half way down the parrot flies off, the man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a shotgun and shoots the parrot just before he lands upon the rocks.

As they both lie there in pain the first man comments "I don't think much of this budgie jumping".
The other replies "I don't think much of this free fall parrot shooting either."
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August 29th, 2013, 00:42
Dte, one good thing about having a house full of teenage girls is once the estrogen stops dripping off the walls, the old paint is really easy to scrape off.

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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September 16th, 2013, 16:49
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September 19th, 2013, 22:06
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September 20th, 2013, 14:44
That one did make me chuckle.

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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September 25th, 2013, 23:02
This guy on YouTube made me smile: Smooth McGroove and his acapella renditions of old console game tunes. Those memories

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September 29th, 2013, 09:45
After so many years of gaming and reading replies on websites I can relate to this topic. I bring to you a link titled, "10 Obnoxious Viewpoints Closeminded Gamers Hold."

It's true but it's also funny. I mean come on we don't need story, and you all know graphics are so important.

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September 29th, 2013, 14:22
Imho, this should've been an topic of its own, but tht's just my opinion.

I greed to points 10-6 : ALL self-proclaimed "hardcore" gamers out there seem to hold these views ! Cynically put.

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September 29th, 2013, 22:22
*facepalm* It' really simple: People who do not like the games I like are not hardcore.


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October 2nd, 2013, 08:48
I like these:

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!

2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

4 * Drive carefully… It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

20 *Save the earth….. It's the only planet with chocolate!*





Have a Great Day!

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October 3rd, 2013, 02:03
Nice - thanks Corwin!
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October 3rd, 2013, 18:56
Very nice, thank you, Corwin !

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