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October 5th, 2013, 13:29
Man & Cat : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ6ksRnHWHc

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October 12th, 2013, 17:51
The perhaps best implementation of an … bathroom … in an game : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeCBap-Lkek&t=45s

Source ( and rather funny to read as well ) : http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=687729

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October 17th, 2013, 12:28
Very weird, and not easy to understand - this was posted in the SWTOR forums, so it's with Star Wars references, too :

See! This confirms it! They want you to BELIEVE it is something simple, but we all KNOW that the Relic bug was caused in line 1313 of the code. Because 1313 was going to be the launched with Boba Fett as the Bounty Hunter, Fett being the German word for fat (or as a colloquialism meaning AWESOME) like the music video "Fat" which was Weird Al Yankovic's homage to Michael Jackson's "Bad." Seeing that "Breaking Bad" is ending, the titular character of Bryan Cranston reads "Ozymandias" implying the connection to ancient Egypt. As we all know ancient Egypt was synonymous with the Pyramids who we all know was built by ALIENS. So you see that it is aliens who do not wish us to explore any more of the relics.

The truth is out there…
Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…5&postcount=35

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October 17th, 2013, 14:29
Priceless

Tom clancy is dead how can he run a game
Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…&postcount=109

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October 18th, 2013, 13:14
Someone changed the infamous

"I never cease to be amazed by the infinite stupidity of man/people"

into an

"I never cease to be amazed by the infinite perception of Bioware "

whereas "perception" has already become an insider's joke / meme within the SWTOR forums ("perception problem").

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October 22nd, 2013, 21:25
A few bits from the SWTOR forums :

"You know when you use the term fanbois, what you're actually saying is "I have no idea how to rebuttal this, so I'm going to deflect the conversation away from my own ineptitude in this discussion in hopes that someone with even less understanding of the subject will agree with me, use an insult and take the heat for me while I slowly leave the thread and let it descend into a flamefest against the other posters."
Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…35&postcount=8


"Operatives: invisible scamper wheels of death. "
Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…6&postcount=30


"Yes but a complete and successful MMO satisfies the minions and the elites. The elites are the guys who spread the word via forums etc. and are also the ones that teach, organize, and lead the minions."
Source: http://www.swtor.com/community/showt…11#post6448111


"It's not about classes any more, it's quite balanced rock-paper-scizzors-lizzard-spock (how are merc/commandos now?)"
Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…postcount=3689


"More vhudka for your tears, Hyssant? "
Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…5&postcount=13


"In PvP, this doesn't work because the PRIMARY target is the healer. Healers are essentially tanking the fight."
Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…26&postcount=8

"It's not called "Stun Wars : Healers of the Old Republc - Smash Edition" for nothing. "
(Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…7&postcount=10 )

"In space no one can hear you qq…"
(Source : http://www.swtor.com/community/showp…8&postcount=10 )

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October 23rd, 2013, 19:02
Cat sleeping positions : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhxMxTl-YmE&hd=1

And another one : http://youtu.be/lpiaKul6YQk

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October 29th, 2013, 17:30
Another one from the SWTOR forums regarding the amount of crowd control abilities in its PvP :

My favorite is still "Stun Wars: The Frozen Republic". Can't remember who said it.
This was about crowd control, too :

"It's not called "Stun Wars : Healers of the Old Republc - Smash Edition" for nothing. "

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October 31st, 2013, 18:57
So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time.

But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no.

I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it.

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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October 31st, 2013, 22:12
People about English language : http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=694126

The Schwartz is strong with them : http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=677951

The "Orbital Kolto Strike" (Kolto is the SWTOR equivalent of the healing Bacta from the Star Wars Movies) "can be used while moving - but it comes with a price …
Video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCpKTRtbk8
Discussion : http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=693416

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October 31st, 2013, 23:38
Sorry Cm, but I DON'T believe that last line!!

If God said it, then that settles it!!

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October 31st, 2013, 23:55
Since the other thread touched upon music:

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November 6th, 2013, 12:57


I know old joke, but it made me smile today
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November 9th, 2013, 02:47
Just something to brighten your day and make you laugh. Enjoy

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November 11th, 2013, 21:29
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It seems to be a bit unsynchronised. Sorry about that.

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November 16th, 2013, 11:27
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December 2nd, 2013, 13:50
For Star Wars Fans : The Imperial March :

First version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mknqj4ALeO0
Second version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAWF-qhh4pQ

For everyone else : The Monkey Island Theme : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM4-de57VZ0

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December 2nd, 2013, 18:11
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New York City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and Enter the Kingdom." The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."

"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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December 2nd, 2013, 18:49

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