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June 27th, 2008, 00:39
Does Cm sound like a skinny type, or a big fat momma!!

If God said it, then that settles it!!

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June 27th, 2008, 02:29
I know this is not in the spirit of this thread … but CM sounds like a grandmother I wish we had for our kids …

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June 27th, 2008, 04:19
Sorry Corwin—missed your list. Post another one, why don't you.

Go ahead.

Okay, whatever. *loud sigh*

@CM—hilarious and sad, in fact painfully sad clip.

P.S. Mike, you are to dads what cm is to grammas.

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June 27th, 2008, 12:49
Originally Posted by magerette View Post
P.S. Mike, you are to dads what cm is to grammas.
What have we hear -> after the grandparents Corwin and Cm, we see the parents Mike and … magerette?

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June 27th, 2008, 23:34
Thank you Tax and yes I agree with Bart about Tax and magerette.

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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June 28th, 2008, 21:05
I don't know if this is old hat here, but as a DM of 20-odd years, it made me laugh. Repeatedly.

[ http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612 ]
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June 28th, 2008, 21:19
I think Samhain posted that many moons ago, but its still extremely funny, even for a non DM.

@Bart, think of me as your weird Auntie. I think I'm a little old to be a parent for most of you young things.

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June 28th, 2008, 21:46
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@Bart, think of me as your weird Auntie. I think I'm a little old to be a parent for most of you young things.
My parents are 59(mom) and 60(dad or at least he will be 60 later this year). I think you might even be younger, not?

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June 28th, 2008, 23:04
Originally Posted by Prime Junta View Post
I don't know if this is old hat here, but as a DM of 20-odd years, it made me laugh. Repeatedly.

[ http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612 ]
omg I'm soooo gonna enjoy this!! also… this thread is epic!

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June 29th, 2008, 00:55
We posted links to the brilliant DM of the Rings a few times while it was current. If it weren't for obvious copyright issues, I think it would make an extremely lucrative publishing venture.

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June 29th, 2008, 10:02
Yeah, it's walking a fine line, although it's clearly satire, which is usually considered fair use.
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June 30th, 2008, 01:54
Some of my favourite funny videos on Youtube:

Battle Of Album Covers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bUD9PJ6i8&eurl=

Gamers Getting Pwnd - http://youtube.com/watch?v=XE0fwNbkRlM
Not that great but hey, it has a computer game in it!

Learning States Of World - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0y8jkfXoX8

Kiwi - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
This one's actually pretty sad in the end but I'm linking it anyway since it's really beautiful and its first half certainly has some fun factor to it.

Bird of Paradise - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asb8cCYWP9k
I'm sure most of you have seen it, so I'm adding it just in case you haven't.

Probably my all time favourite, a set of three Thai commercials - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K5Md4xakb4
The first one is good, the second is great and the third one is pure perfection.

As a bonus I'm adding a link to a coolest online game ever, internet tennis -
http://web4096.message.sk/round2/flash/9/index.html

Cheers!

p.s.: I've noticed some age related movements in this thread, so I'm adding one great video to this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omIrLgQO9O0
This video is not about being funny, it's just great. The "I Will Survive" sequence is completely fabulous. And well, one of the emotional reactions I got from this was smile so it's not that much off the original topic.
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June 30th, 2008, 11:36
I came across one like DM Of The Rings, only it's about Star Wars. Not quite as funny, I thought, although it does explain Jar Jar Binks. Again apologies if this is old hat.

[ http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html ]
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Originally Posted by Prime Junta View Post
I came across one like DM Of The Rings, only it's about Star Wars. Not quite as funny, I thought, although it does explain Jar Jar Binks. Again apologies if this is old hat.

[ http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html ]
It has taken nearly 150 episodes and tehy still haven't left Tatooine … I do subscribe via RSS, but I have yet to laugh …

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July 5th, 2008, 18:06
A man went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and this was too much for him.

"Goddammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!'

"Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm."

"Why don't you just shove it up your ass?" the man said angrily.

"That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."

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July 6th, 2008, 01:04
While we're at Star Wars, take a look at the famous Diaries of a Crazed Mimbanite .
http://3do.jediknight.net/dcm/archive.htm

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July 6th, 2008, 13:09
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the
Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To
be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to
notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as
scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this
man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
this picture! It's a profile of his face!

You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice
anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear
what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of
course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
said, "This is probably a waste of time, but…" He flashed the photo in
her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right,
did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're
absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could
you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye
and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

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The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

When I have had a bad day, I only have to think of chicken cat and I can put my problems in perspective
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July 6th, 2008, 21:36
Just read in a different forum :

German pupil had to write "er ist schmutzig" ("he is dirty") in English language.

Result : "He is full of crap."



Where did he get that from ???

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July 7th, 2008, 12:13
Not dirty… let it load.

http://www.filly.ca/blog/?p=144

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The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

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July 7th, 2008, 12:51
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Not dirty… let it load.

http://www.filly.ca/blog/?p=144
I don't understand where the funny part is. Imo it's absolutely not funny, it's horrible.

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