blatantninja
Resident Redneck Facist
Unfortunately, most women respond positively to being given expensive shit.
This is true. The trick is to find one that prefers useful expensive shit over useless expensive shit. My wife is like that. The gifts I have given her over the past few years included new Dyson vacuum cleaner, spa trips (mainly massages), a weekend at a nice hotel, new rug for the living room, and XBox360 to use as an extender in her art studio. If I had given her a necklace or something, she probably would have pawned it to buy something useful!