Seriously, the way to a woman's heart is cleaning and cooking, not an elephant willy warmer and a six pack of beer.
Although if my man came home and started doing everything, and with such a positive attiude, I would know something was seriously wrong and suspect he was a doppleganger (or had had an affair or something bad- which he wouldn't do so it must be a doppleganger).
That's why I said: horrible -> If I do something like cooking, I'm pretty sure a woman will like it. (I'm not a chef, but I know how to cook with and without a book). Cleaning jobs should just be divided between a man and a woman, not one doing it all.
To all women: If a man does all that stuff, something is wrong. Either it means he will do it all this one time and you can do it every time or it means that he really did something bad and tries to make up.
enough serious posting in this thread:
Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.
When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"
"Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.
The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.
When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."
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