The Cesspool
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dteowner
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It's OK, Corwin...I probably deserve at least a little splatter. I don't think there's any storm clouds overhead just yet. 
Melcar
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My pet bird died today
One of my pet cockatiels died today. Woke up early in the morning to do the usual cleaning and feeding, and saw Mike laying on the floor on his cage covered in his own feces. It was weird as I saw him with his eyes wide open, empty and black. Eduardo and Hans seemed terrified as they were cowering in another corner of the cage.
I took the little shit covered corpse, put him in an empty shoe box, and buried him in my back yard. At least the little fucker will stop flipping over the food container and shitting on the water.
One of my pet cockatiels died today. Woke up early in the morning to do the usual cleaning and feeding, and saw Mike laying on the floor on his cage covered in his own feces. It was weird as I saw him with his eyes wide open, empty and black. Eduardo and Hans seemed terrified as they were cowering in another corner of the cage.
I took the little shit covered corpse, put him in an empty shoe box, and buried him in my back yard. At least the little fucker will stop flipping over the food container and shitting on the water.
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Maybe that should be "shitting IN the water."
dteowner
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Couldn't even come up with an original troll? Spacemoose had much better ideas, doncha know.
Spacemoose @ RPGCodex said:
txa1265
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So sorry to hear about your loss. The death of a pet can be difficult.
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Tyrax Lightning
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I am sure a prostitute would cheer you up.
Also, I am ashamed at your unabashed trolling attempts. Melcar came here to share something personal and meaningful, and it is disgusting that the children came out to poke fun at him.
Also, I am ashamed at your unabashed trolling attempts. Melcar came here to share something personal and meaningful, and it is disgusting that the children came out to poke fun at him.
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It's kind of sad really. I've met some real losers before but .....wow.
Rawsarrow
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im sorry there being mean to u i hate that kinda stuff too but i understand u must have loved ur bird and people hes just shareing his off topic things in the right area so plz dont be rude to him.
Yes.
The Supreme Court of t3h Internets found us guilty of false claims and ordered us to pay one hundred billion million interweb credits.
No, actually, a lower circuit court of t3h Internets found that to be true, so it's not prejudice. You're an arsehole.
I wouldn't complain if you started with me.
We live by the principle that you reap what you sow or some garbage like that… I'm just here for the free cocksuckings.
Yep… pretty much.
JemyM
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Loss is loss, the death of a pet may be just as difficult as the loss of a human being. The language used to declare what have happened ("shit covered corpse" and "little fucker") is a language I cannot see someone use to describe their loss of a loved one. Normally nostalgia, emotions, anecdotes and outmost respect is uttered by the owner in these circumstances, but if the one closest to the animal cannot give such respect, how can one respect the owner?
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