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That was funny, I loved that. :)
 
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Nothing funny in this message :)
To make it perhaps a bit easier for our visitors you can show the video in your post as well. If you look at a link it states something like: ...youtube.com/watch?v=cBlRbrB_Gnc
Just take the part following 'v=' and wrap that in YOUTUBE tags.
 
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I Told My Kid I Ate All Their Halloween Candy Again



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Making fun of children like that isn't right, but … oh, it's so cute!
 
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To be grammatically correct, it should be 'as I' !! :)
 
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To be grammatically correct, it should be 'as I' !! :)
Subjective pronoun (wearing) taking precedence over the objective comparison (same as)? I think you're right, but it should probably "I am" to make it clear.

Then again, incorrect grammar could be part of the joke ;)
 
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The 'am' would be understood. However, theologically, I AM is used exclusively for God in Hebrew!! :)
 
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pibbur who IS NOT THE SON OF DV!!!!

"Luce, pater tuus sum."
"Minime! Minime!! Minimeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"*SPLUT*"
 
PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humourous.


1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify: I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.



And mine is………

I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
 
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Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:

1. A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".

2. When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.

3. A modem won't say a word if you come home late.

4. A modem can't collect alimony if you decide to dump it.

5. A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.

6. You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.

7. A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.

8. A virus you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.

9. You don't have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.

10. Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.

I wonder if kids nowadays even know what a modem is :O
 
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