What do you tell a female dictator with two black eyes?…. Nothing. She's already been told twice.
Pibbur is the first one going down when we take over!
Maybe having a dictator gf will make you eat less snacks and have to clean the house more, plus she will make sure you retain that six-pack
No problem. I know that I'm right sometimes and I usually win the rational argument too, but it's sometimes better to let go in fights and let her have her way. Even if it doesn't make much sense. During the heat of the moment, you get angry and say things it's better to avoid. I later up explain my side of things when things have cooled down a bit.
Seems to work so far. I don't mind giving ground on things, because I think she is more important than the argument about what car is better or whether or not she should spend on dresses even though she has 100s of them. (These aren't real fights but to demonstrate that they're unworthy of the fight)
DA, here:
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the
talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a
trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little further her and horse stumbled again. Once more
my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse
dead.
I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman?! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that? Are you friggin crazy!?' She looked at ME, and
quietly said, 'That's once.'
"And from that moment…..we have lived happily every after."
DA, you must realise one basic thing!!!!! Women are NOT rational!!!!!!!!!! They do NOT respond to rational thinking, but as you have already noted are totally emotional. The second thing to learn is that you will NEVER,EVER,EVER in a BILLION years understand even 1% of how a female mind works!! Every married man here will totally agree with me.
"Female mind"? Sounds like an oxymoron to me.
*glancing over shoulder to make sure Mrs dte isn't looking*