100 reasons we like Kirk over Picard.

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Wasn't sure whether to send this in as news hype for Star Trek mmog or post it here, it's just too damn funny not to be posted somewhere here. :)

Lol, I can't believe I read everyone. It's like a really good chewy cookie, once you have one you want the whole box. :biggrin:

http://www.dbstalk.com/showthread.php?t=169981
 
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Priceless. I didn't read all of them, but loved this one:

3. When Picard went back in time he brought back Data's head. When Kirk went back in time he brought back a blonde.
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Still, Picard Rules. He could kick Kirk's overacting butt from here to Kronos.
 
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That's really funny, thanks for passing it on.
 
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I am just happy that Shatner became cool after so many years of being a laughing-stock ...
 
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txa1265 said:
I am just happy that Shatner became cool after so many years of being a laughing-stock …
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Boston Legal is a great show (from the handful of episodes I've seen).
 
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"11. When Kirk screams it echoes across the entire planet."

I spat out my coffee, lol.
 
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Relayer said:
Boston Legal is a great show (from the handful of episodes I've seen).
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I became a Boston Legal fan after watching just two episodes. It's so hilarious… mostly because of Denny Crane. If you ever saw the episode where he shot that environmentalist guy with a paintball gun in his office while wearing blinking raindeer antlers…
And I never liked Picard in the first place.
 
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chamr said:
I love you, skaven, but seriously… what DRUGS are you on!? Kirk would take Picard to the woodshed and back at least twice! Maybe three times! Have you ever even watched a Kirk fight scene!? His two-fisted-back-hammer is legendary… and deadly! Please read/watch and learn:

http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/james-t-kirk-fighting-method/

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Thanks for that. It was funny as all get out.

Maybe Kirk *might* have a great back-hammer punch, but neither Picard or Kirk could stand up to Malcom Reynolds. He just needs one fist and someone's face :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAaI3gzfReU

BTW, I'll never forget Kirk vs Gorn scene. It's burned into my memory ever since I was a kid. Not sure why though ;)
 
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It is like Weird Al's song ...

Only question I ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
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