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Sorry to pop your bubble, but I know better!!
I really am Bubbles.
But if we didn't have the divine controllers, how would we navigate up and down our gloriously linear LISTS? You've clearly been brainwashed by republicans and farm animals of various uses and sizes, because it has been known for ages that lists are how the gods speak to us.
The gods do speak to use through lists, and here are their demands-
1) Controllers are for monkey idiots.
2) Anyone who plugs a controller in to a PC will burn in eternal hellfire because they hate science and equality and space age polymers.
3) No list is ever to be used as an inventory in a game on the pc. All pc games will have a civilized GUI. We gods use lists because we predate science and civilization and the future and space age polymers so we have no choice but to communicate like monkey cavemen savages using lists or, when we feel like it we can be a burning bush or a ray of light from the sky.
4) Though shalt anger all the stupids, since the hippy gods won't get on board killing them all outright.
5) Women are only allowed to ask one question per person per day. Unless that person is her get in which case she has no question limit.
6) Go forth and copulate.
7) Unless you join the Navy which is a tacit admission of liking it real good in the bum. We guess that is copulation too, but we gods just wanted to point that out.
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