A little twist for our holiday cheer!
So two days left and Christmas sucks!
I still want to go buy a little more stuff!
The crabs in the stores try to run you down
While the kids grab your nerves with all their sounds!
Still have a ton of stuff to wrap!
Can't find the tape, did I wrap it? Oh crap!
But then a small child comes into the room,
Singing a Christmas song, lifting the gloom.
You suddenly realize the cure is clear!
Start singing Jingle Bells and grab a beer.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year all!