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Bartacus said:
I think you're write -> Just look at Mags avatar ;)
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Babies don't have to get high. they're naturally happy unless they're hungry or need their diapers changed--(and I'm warning you--DON"T GO THERE.) :)
 
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magerette said:
Babies don't have to get high. they're naturally happy unless they're hungry or need their diapers changed--(and I'm warning you--DON"T GO THERE.) :)
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Oh cmon! You can't make us walk away from a slow-pitch setup like that.
 
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Good Lord of the Tigers...

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Bartacus said:
I want to be Maus :biggrin:
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Spoken like a single guy. Trust me, Bart, both of these guys will be hearing about this nonstop from their wives for the next 200 years (assuming the wives stick around). A little sumthin-sumthin simply ain't worth that much nagging...
 
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I would kick the wife that had 2 daughters with an other men
 
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http://www.bangcartoon.com/2008/shuffle.htm

This one is far more funny to poor, beat-down Cowboys fans, but I think there's enough in there that anyone with even passing knowledge (oh yeah, I meant that one) of the NFL should be able to enjoy it.
 
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Why do Time Lords never go hungry? They can have all the seconds they want!
 
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" His father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
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Another son asked, "Is is true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't even know his wife until they get married?" Father answered, "That's true in all countries."
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The father mused, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but by then it was too late."
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky--mine's still alive."
 
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Arhu said:
Why do Time Lords never go hungry? They can have all the seconds they want!
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Speaking of Time Lords, just watched the Doctor Who Easter special!! Good, very good!!
 
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Archimedes, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide-and-seek. Archimedes covers his eyes and starts counting. Pascal looks around and hides behind a bush. Newton grabs a stick and scrapes a one meter by one meter square in the dirt and stands in it. Otherwise he does not hide at all. Archimedes opens his eyes and looks around. Of course, he immediately sees Newton and calls "I see Newton" Newton calmly says "But hang on, one Newton in a square meter is a Pascal!"

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That is a seriously geeky joke. I like it.
 
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I had to look up Pascal, but it was still extremely funny. :)
 
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Hecto was his cousin twice removed. They try not to talk about him in polite company!! :)
 
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Senior Dress Code

Many of you/us over 60, WAY over 60, or on the way to 60 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashion.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker.

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And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...
14. Thongs and Depends.


Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

You younger ones, well you'll be there sooner then you think...
 
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