There are certain cute games, but none that really interest me beyond a few minutes to play around with and be amused by.
But, before we go on about the "la-la" bit, I invite you to consider that what you consider interesting isn't the same as what I consider interesting.
That's what I said. You're living in la-la land, and I'd also like to have the stuff that you're smoking, please.
I understand there's a certain comfort to believing people who don't enjoy these games are crazy
Well, as long as you can say that there are no interesting games for mobile devices, I can say that you are crazy.
Maybe we should start talking in terms of what our opinions are.
"I personally
THINK (bold obligatory) that there are no genuinely interesting games for mobile devices, but (!!) you are of course free to think differently and are free to your own opinion, which I fully respect. (Disclaimer required)"
I've bought and played around a dozen of the top iPhone CRPGs available - and none of them brought anything - and I mean ANYTHING - new to the table
Pffft, are you one of those people that think every new game has to bring something incredibly new to the table? Oh, this is so similar to this, the game sucks! That game is stuck in the '80s, it's 2011 now! Game mechanics feel stale, 3/10.
These games don't bring their own graphics assets, graphics, game mechanics, etc.? Really? Or do you honestly believe that every single thing has to be "innovative"? Even for PC?
At the very best, they do what has been done several years ago - and they do it in an inferior way.
So? That makes them bad games? The last part is arguable, of course.
But before you go crazy again
RAAAAAAAGH! *throws cats at you*
Something like "The Quest" is probably the best game so far - and yet it's like playing an ancient PC game with a crappy interface.
That's probably meant that way, of course. It's also available as a PC game and was available on older phones before iPhone (as a Java game, I assume). And it doesn't look better on the PC version.
There's probably not many games on iPhone/Android that you'd enjoy. But there certainly are many genuinely interesting, high-quality ones than others really enjoy.
World of Goo, for instance, I think potentially works better on iPad than on Wii, but I don't know. I don't have a Wii. Also, it's a physics puzzler, and you only want CRPGs.
*throws cat*